03 9464 0211

294 Settlement Road, Thomastown
(Cnr Northgate Drive)

Check out some of our supplier's
great catalogue offers:

(Click on the links to have a browse...)

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See you soon!

294 Settlement Road, Thomastown
Ph: 9464 0211

Regular Hours
Monday to Friday 8am-4:30pm,
Saturday 8am-1pm

United ToolsThomastown, The only place to shop...

How do you find us?

 

Unless you're in the South East,
then you should go to Berwick

Click HERE for Thomastown location/trading hours

Click HERE for Berwick location /trading hours

United Tools Berwick and Thomastown - supporting all the Big Brands:

United Tools Thomastown
294 Settlement Road
03 9464 0211

Web Page design by... yeah, not really eh?
You can't call this designed - this is strung together by a silly old fart
on a 12 year old laptop during his tea break.

What he saves in web nerds gets tipped into great pricing for customers.
And biscuits.

For the tea break.

Although we'rereally rather fond of donuts rather than biscuits

And actually prefer coffee rather than tea.

But this has nothing to do with tools, so why are you still reading?

Seriously, don't worry about the ramblings of an HTML tragic who's just too tight to pay for a sexy, bells-and-whistles site that then has to be maintained at even further cost... and then ends up looking like all the other web sites anyway!
Just get your @^$e into the shop and pick up a bargain.
Maybe if the silly old fool makes enough coin he'll finally shell out for a proper nerd (unlikely)
and you won't be subjected to these waffling footnotes.

But there's always the risk he'll spend it on more donuts...